lightshifter42:

Teller’s on a trampoline-You’re argument is invalid

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lightshifter42:

Teller with Piff and Mr Piffles 

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mostengaging:

I always imagine him with a pompadour.
But that’s just because I have a preconceived image of what everybody who lived in the 50’s looked like. I think he’d have been too dorky to be a greaser, really. Although it’s nice to think he was once a young buck in a leather jacket.

mostengaging:

• You’ve seen every Penn & Teller clip on Youtube at least 3 times.
• You paint the ring fingernail of your left hand red.
• And explain it means you killed a guy for asking personal questions
• You can do at least one card trick because of them.
• You happily accept everything Penn Jillette says as gospel truth.
• You have accepted Teller as the God of the Cups and Balls.
• Also of synthetic fabric. 
• You know Teller isn’t short; Penn’s just really tall.
• When you’re not thinking of anything else, the LiftOff/RipOff To Love song is the screensaver in your brain.
• Everything is bullshit.
• You don’t care how it was done; you know they are wizards.
• Penn’s laugh is the 8th wonder of the world.
• Teller’s voice is the 9th.
• Even though he’s adorable, you still laugh when Penn bullies Teller. 
• You don’t care what Warner Bros. said, suicide is funny with Penn & Teller
• Teller’s goldfish trick makes you cry.
• You would sell a kidney to get flights to Vegas and see them live.
• You will sit though a bad TV show just to see their 5 minute cameo. 
• Penn has tweeted you.
• It is your firm belief that despite what they say, they are best friends and they hang out socially more than once or twice a year.
• You know you’re going to cry if and when they retire.
• And just the thought of it makes you die inside.
• You love hearing about Moxie and Z. 
• You want your children to grow up to be at least half as awesome Moxie and Z.
• You’d love to ask Teller what exactly it is about peanut butter that gives him nightmares.
• You read ‘God, No!’ in Penn’s voice.
• The crippled rabbit.
• Penn’s commentaries in Bullshit! and Tell a Lie.
• You’re sure you could find an interest in speaking Latin or Greek if Teller was your teacher.
• The invisible thread.
• Run-DMC.
•  
• All of the above.

mostengaging:

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, Aristocrats!
♥

lightshifter42:

It’s that guy again

lightshifter42:

That guy is following Teller again